Lighuggar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent eagle.

Lighuggar created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lighuggar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lighuggar, he will turn you into a hamster.

Lighuggar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lighuggar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Lighuggar loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed lemons to sheep while wearing turquoise corsets.

4. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

5. Retreat if six badgers approach from the south.