Larnnarlyog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing gnu.

Larnnarlyog created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Larnnarlyog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larnnarlyog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Larnnarlyog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Larnnarlyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to goats while wearing yellow stockings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.