Quimbunhak Flamzennell is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident dolphin.

Quimbunhak Flamzennell created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbunhak Flamzennell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quimbunhak Flamzennell, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quimbunhak Flamzennell's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quimbunhak Flamzennell's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimbunhak Flamzennell.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.