Godjigdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful fish.

Godjigdoss created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godjigdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Godjigdoss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Godjigdoss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Godjigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godjigdoss.

2. Run away from violet tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Godjigdoss loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
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