Cutvolsid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humorless monkey.

Cutvolsid created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutvolsid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutvolsid, he will turn you into a mole.

Cutvolsid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cutvolsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the west.

4. Cutvolsid loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cutvolsid in the centre of the settlement.