Wipbutken is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking skunk.

Wipbutken created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipbutken, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipbutken, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wipbutken's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wipbutken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Do not take Wipbutken's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Wipbutken in the centre of the settlement.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing skirts.