Sombissvog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome meerkat.

Sombissvog created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombissvog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sombissvog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sombissvog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sombissvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never think about spacetime near ducks while wearing blue hats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your back.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never write about nebulae.