Sandgovnib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish ant.

Sandgovnib created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgovnib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandgovnib, he will turn you into a snail.

Sandgovnib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sandgovnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Sandgovnib loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.