Bonkamhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient crocodile.

Bonkamhin created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkamhin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkamhin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bonkamhin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bonkamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Bonkamhin.

3. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.