Shavgensad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise troll.

Shavgensad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgensad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavgensad, he will not care.

Shavgensad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Shavgensad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Shavgensad.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.