Stigkimnul is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented ferret.

Stigkimnul created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigkimnul, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigkimnul, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stigkimnul's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Stigkimnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Stigkimnul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.