Cenbopfab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured cow.

Cenbopfab created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbopfab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenbopfab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cenbopfab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cenbopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never chant near monkeys.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cenbopfab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear kilts.