Benort is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable goose.

Benort created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benort, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benort, it will be very sad.

Benort's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Benort's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing purple shoes and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. You must pray to Benort seven times a day.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.