Sombasttadcut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured goose.

Sombasttadcut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sombasttadcut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sombasttadcut, it will turn you into a dog.

Sombasttadcut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sombasttadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Sombasttadcut.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat parsnips.