Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous scorpion.

Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Belltadquagsom Gemsogzedtap Fitmeghat on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Never eat green fruit.