Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented mink.

Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Busmidnatgutrenquimnillcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing brown shirts.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.