Stercudwik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying badger.

Stercudwik created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Stercudwik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stercudwik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Stercudwik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stercudwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing white tights.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Fast once a month.