Abyakbop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise naga.

Abyakbop created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abyakbop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Abyakbop, he will laugh at you.

Abyakbop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Abyakbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near birds while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not keep three bats in a large pit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.