Cibtonklunabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous narwhal.

Cibtonklunabvab created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtonklunabvab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibtonklunabvab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cibtonklunabvab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cibtonklunabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Cibtonklunabvab.

4. Cibtonklunabvab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.