Janlinrip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful rhinoceros.

Janlinrip created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janlinrip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Janlinrip, it will not care at all.

Janlinrip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Janlinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always obey Janlinrip's priests.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Janlinrip on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat figs.