Somlogsidbidquim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind clam.

Somlogsidbidquim created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somlogsidbidquim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Somlogsidbidquim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Somlogsidbidquim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Somlogsidbidquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somlogsidbidquim.