Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking squid.

Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat, it will manifest in front of you.

Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusskemkikfom Hubtitlanlat.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention aardvarks.