Bethanyog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm squid.

Bethanyog created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethanyog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bethanyog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bethanyog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bethanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never sprint in the presence of moths.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never look in ponds.