Nakmidab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise horse.

Nakmidab created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakmidab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakmidab, she will come to you in dreams.

Nakmidab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nakmidab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away from white whales, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.