Capomincet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered armadillo.

Capomincet created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Capomincet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capomincet, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Capomincet's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Capomincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to turtles while wearing tights.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.