Wotwonciss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless mongoose.

Wotwonciss created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotwonciss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotwonciss, she will be very unhappy.

Wotwonciss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wotwonciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not cook food in pots.