Ceptarsanddub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing pigeon.

Ceptarsanddub created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptarsanddub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceptarsanddub, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ceptarsanddub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ceptarsanddub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.