Habtinquat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Habtinquat created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtinquat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habtinquat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Habtinquat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Habtinquat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never wear orange tights.