Titstertab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic wyvern.

Titstertab created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titstertab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Titstertab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Titstertab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Titstertab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. You must love Titstertab.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.