Pomjadbid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental whale.

Pomjadbid created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomjadbid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomjadbid, he will come to you in dreams.

Pomjadbid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pomjadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.