Hondavlit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced mink.

Hondavlit created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hondavlit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hondavlit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hondavlit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hondavlit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hondavlit.

2. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the west.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hondavlit in the centre of the settlement.