Besttunflissug is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate mole.

Besttunflissug created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Besttunflissug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Besttunflissug, he will turn you into a puffin.

Besttunflissug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Besttunflissug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always obey Besttunflissug's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.