Negnarflow is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent goose.

Negnarflow created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Negnarflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Negnarflow, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Negnarflow's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Negnarflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing black corsets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negnarflow.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.