Yikbemfab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful skunk.

Yikbemfab created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbemfab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikbemfab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yikbemfab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yikbemfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Put Yikbemfab first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.