Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited clam.

Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar, she will laugh at you.

Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Raggebmetbapcutdavfud Figcissgadganlognarlnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not listen to music.