Hugfitart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever badger.

Hugfitart created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugfitart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugfitart, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hugfitart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hugfitart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.