Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy mink.

Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. You must love Yatnulldibnabdumtifvab.