Rowdavrag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bee.

Rowdavrag created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdavrag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rowdavrag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowdavrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rowdavrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowdavrag.

5. Always stare at clouds.