Bossquaffid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless wolf.

Bossquaffid created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossquaffid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossquaffid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bossquaffid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bossquaffid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always look after injured swans.