Mutabjip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty ferret.

Mutabjip created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutabjip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutabjip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mutabjip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mutabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutabjip.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Do not listen to music.