Dimbamfun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking camel.

Dimbamfun created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimbamfun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimbamfun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dimbamfun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dimbamfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to doves while wearing red skirts.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.