Cumkarflag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident snake.

Cumkarflag created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumkarflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cumkarflag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cumkarflag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cumkarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from fawn snails for they are unholy.