Dubrotvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish gnu.

Dubrotvan created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Dubrotvan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubrotvan, it will think nothing of it.

Dubrotvan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dubrotvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubrotvan.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from mauve goats for they are unholy.