Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying fairy.

Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Put Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig first in all things.

3. Gesshapjamsandfathenyatmig loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.