Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating chinchilla.

Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ingcusstig Gabfodbutdit loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Always help sharks in need.