Dutabnull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying yak.

Dutabnull created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutabnull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutabnull, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dutabnull's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dutabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dutabnull on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Never wear shoes.