Natfityim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Natfityim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natfityim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natfityim, it will manifest in front of you.

Natfityim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Natfityim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing yellow coats and balancing five copper spheres on your back.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.