Fosspomomt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic wombat.

Fosspomomt created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fosspomomt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fosspomomt, it will turn you into a rat.

Fosspomomt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fosspomomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.