Farbidwik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective squid.

Farbidwik created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farbidwik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farbidwik, it will destroy your home planet.

Farbidwik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farbidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Farbidwik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.