Liplipgup is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying hydra.

Liplipgup created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplipgup, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Liplipgup, he will turn you into a rat.

Liplipgup's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Liplipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Never talk about dark energy near pigs while wearing mauve tights and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.